Angelica:
You know, not all dogs go to heaven.
Tommy:
We're off to see the lizard.
Tommy
: Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of yum!
Phil:
Thank Bob!
Lil:
Thank you Bob!
Rex
Pester: Young Tammy, Baby Dale, the twins Bill and Jill,
Little Chunky, and poor sweet Amelia all vanished without a trace.
Chuckie:
Hey, you guys, help me! The monkeys is trying to take Tommy's brother!
Phil:
...So?
Phil:
I didn't know she could fly.
Lil:
I think it's 'cause she's a witch.
Drew:
What is it, an electric sponge?
Stu:
Of course not... That was last year.
Stu:
Excuse me, my tax deductions are crying
Tommy:
No! We can't go back now, you guys! Okie-Dokie Jones never goes back!
Angelica:
You dumb babies got a lot to learn about the facts of lice!
Stu:
Deed, she's so beautiful. She's... she's a boy!
Angelica:
You're gonna be my butthound! We gotta search every doghouse, playhouse, treehouse
& dollhouse! I want those fugitives back in custardy!
Chuckie:
I don't know if I should throw up or throw down!
Didi:
I can't believe you left him with your father! The man slept through Pearl
Harbor for heaven's sake.